Actuary: You've got a really large ongoing claim out in California.Later on:
HR Director: Oh, really? How much?
Actuary: At least $200,000 over stop loss.
HR Director: What's the diagnosis?
Actuary: I'm not sure.
HR Analyst: Let's see...right here it says "lymphoma."
HR Director: That's bad, right?
HR Analyst: Yeah...that's pretty bad.
HR Director: Well, hopefully they'll die soon.
Actuary: Tell me about it.
Actuary: ...and you've still got 352 retirees on the capped plan.
HR Director: How many fewer is that from last year?
Actuary: Looks like about 30 less.
HR Director: These people really need to start dying off.
Trust me, people. It's all true.
3 comments:
wow I'm embarrassed to be in HR after reading that. All praise the almighty dollar!
Yeah, but the crazy thing is that I really do love working here and the people are genuinely very nice. They're just extremely bottom-line-oriented, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Just amusing. :)
I love HR.
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